Announcers Selected for the 2018 Roller Derby World Cup!

The Roller Derby World Cup Committee is very happy to present to you the selected Announcers for the Roller Derby World Cup 2018 in Greater Manchester. These 53 extremely talented commentators have been selected by Tournament Head Announcer Val Capone to cover house and stream commentary over the full 4 Days (and we might have some additional surprises for them to cover as well), as our 40 teams compete for the 3rd ever World Cup championship.
As with our officiating crew, we’ve tried to ensure that our commentators reflect the international nature of the event as much as the teams do, so we’re presenting our selected announcers grouped by the Nation they claimed for themselves on application:
Argentina:
PEDRO
Tronchatoro (Argentina+France)
Australia:
Chief Intent
Honest Dave
Pants
Belgium:
Knikmops 250
Canada:
C-3Ph0
GI Jones
Lightning Slim
Mr Whistler
Plastik Patrik
Sonia Blayde
England:
Battered Sausage
Bromfield
GoGo Boots
King Crazy
Scary Poppins
Stormageddon
The Golden Snatch
Verry Cherry
France:
Shut The Fred Up
Germany:
Val Kyria
Ireland:
Holly
The Netherlands:
Nasty Moves
Scotland:
Chasing Katy
Helliverance
sMACklemore
The Great Smacksby
UK:
Archie
Bobarolla
Captain Malice
Roller Polar Bear
Snoogins
Suffolk Punch
Sven WillIBeFamous
Tenacious P
USA:
AK-40oz
Amy Jo Moore / Bitches Bruze
Bob Noxious
Bobby Narco
Cecil B PuffDaddy
Crimson Al-Khemia
Electra Blu
Hammer Abby
Jumping Spider (USA + Jamaica)
Kasey Bomber
Kent the Politician
Muffin Tumble
Professor Lou Botomy
Sinister Minister
Stat Man (USA + Wales)
The Clown
Val Capone